- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

rape that shit

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Cancer.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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