A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Pinus Testicles

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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