- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Penis

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Homosexuals are gay.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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