- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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