Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

A black man in a country bar.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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