Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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zebras

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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thermodynamics?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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I am a nigger.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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