Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Please Rape William Wright

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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