I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Stop being a centipede

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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