How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Stop being a centipede

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Penal Dysfunction

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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