What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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The cow went moo

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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