Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Your mom.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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