- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

I have a crush on my dad.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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