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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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