- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

A guy trips a blind man.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

colby doesnt shave

twilight

How old is your mom? Old.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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