I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

fruit salad?

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

ROSS G IS OBESE

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Bloody kids ...

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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