why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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My name is Harry.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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