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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

YEAH THEY DO.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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