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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Muslim athletes.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

1 Jew XD

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