The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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baskets

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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