What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

ecks! why zee?

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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