- Anti Joke

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

What's up brah brah

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.