Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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