What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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