Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

That's not what she said.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Your social life

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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