- Anti Joke

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

What's up brah brah

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"