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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Not Steve Jobs

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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