- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

asian, do math

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

penis

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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