What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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whats a dick a dick

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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