Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Tell you something funny.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Gorden Brown.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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