What's 4+7 47

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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