- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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