Matt is not funny.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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mc hammers income.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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