- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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