Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Women have the right to vote.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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