How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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