What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Snausages.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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