Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Woman.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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( o Y o )

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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