Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Scientology.

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