Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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( o Y o )

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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BenWuzHear

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Ouch.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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