- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

this girl died

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

Woman's Rights

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

who is awesome? no one...

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