Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What's the deal with airline food?

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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