what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Your time.

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