q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

where are you?

Anti-joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Woman.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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