Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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