YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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The Pope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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