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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Cancer.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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