Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Womens Rights.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Knock Knock.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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