- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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