- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Women's sports.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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