- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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