A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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The WNBA

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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This one time at band camp....

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Take off your shoes.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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