- Anti Joke

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Gay's rights

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C