- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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