- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

this is gay

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Mrs. Welsh

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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