A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

womens rights

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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