- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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