why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

YOU

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

This sentence is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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