- Anti Joke

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Spell: “This word”

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

what time is it? 3:16

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.