- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The weels on the bus go...flat

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Your mom.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Murder me once, shame on you.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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