How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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this is gay

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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