- Anti Joke

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between