guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Women's rights

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Chicken

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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