Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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123 Main street

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Anti Joke

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