Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

yo mama's so fat!!!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

i have yougurt with tractor

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Hello Braydon

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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