What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Hashtag

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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