What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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