What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Gay's rights

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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vbh

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Joey mayer's face

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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