i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Wade's the father

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

What is 9 + 10? 21

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

25

poop is very very yummy.

hello

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

Joe Biden

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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