Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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The cow went moo

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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