- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

how do you confuse a blond?

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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