- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

You're Adopted.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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