whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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