- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Bloody kids ...

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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