Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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knock knock go away

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Alex Eggbert

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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