- Anti Joke

What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.