- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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