So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Hi Shelby!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

The cow went moo

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Straight men can be bronies.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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