What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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girls lacrosse

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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