- Anti Joke

A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

what did one tree say to the other? move over

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.