Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Is this where I type the joke?

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Yes.

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