why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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ginger

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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