Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

A new restaurant KKKcake

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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