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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.