Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

My life :(

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

You

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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