Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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no

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Your time.

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hi corey

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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