- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Your social life.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Spread the net.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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