What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Yes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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