I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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...NO.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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