- Anti Joke

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

knock knock how there me ok come in

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.