what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Dubstep < Music

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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