how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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