a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Punch line.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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