Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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