What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Not Steve Jobs

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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