Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Your mother is a man.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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