- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

God is real

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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