- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Not Steve Jobs

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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