Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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