- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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