monkey sponge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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