- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

i cant think of one.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Michael Brown

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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