Women's sports.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Comedy.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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