- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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