- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Pinus Testicles

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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