Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Leave her alone...

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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knock knock!! kanye west

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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