If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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