- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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