"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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I killed someone today. :D

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Anti Joke

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