why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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