- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

where are you?

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

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