Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Anti-joke.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Vagina ass.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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