A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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