What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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