What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Are you a human?

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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