Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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knock knock come in

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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hi

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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