Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Samantha

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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