Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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What's 4+7 47

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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