What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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