Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Weiner

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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