What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

women's rights

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Women's rights...

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

The game!

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

your a towel.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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