What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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where are you?

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25

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Farts smell bad!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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