what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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