- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

I saw a shovel once.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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