Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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