- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

a potato flew around my room

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

I pooped my pants

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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