A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Woman's Rights

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Drunk irish man

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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