3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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hi to the world fromthe world

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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a retard lost...

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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