obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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whats brown? poop.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Anti Joke

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