why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Who has downs this joke

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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