- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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