You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

How high is a Chinaman

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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