How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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