- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

What's wrong with woman Everything

How high is a Chinaman

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Joey mayer's face

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Hi? No!!!!!

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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