What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Joey mayer's face

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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