- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Woman's rights.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Dani barton= lovely

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What do you call a black priest? Father

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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