A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

good one jess !!

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Your mom.

Sonic

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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