Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti-joke.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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