What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Weiner

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Hi.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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