A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Republicans

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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I lost my tractor.

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Yo daddy!

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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