your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

women's rights

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Anti Joke

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