its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Your mother is a man.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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knock knock who's there police

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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What's 4+7 47

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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