A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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