What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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motley crew

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Women's rights...

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Hashtag

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The Bible

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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