What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Society.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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