What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Straight men can be bronies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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