A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Women's sports.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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