- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Women's rights...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

What do you call a black priest? Father

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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