"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Get in the Batmobile.

How old is your mom? Old.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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