You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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