Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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