- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

who is awesome? no one...

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

God is real

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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