why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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