kyle dosnt eat dick...

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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