- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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