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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Hi my name is Jim

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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People Order Our Patties

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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since when?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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