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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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i love huge wieners.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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