Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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eloise dey.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Dubstep < Music

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Anti Joke

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