- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Knock knock --Come in.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

i'm not gay

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Ken wins!

What are we then hypocrites?

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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