What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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a ginger has a soul

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Mitt Romney.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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