Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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bum sex lol

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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