- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

You just won the game...

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.