I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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asian, do math

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Ham sandwich

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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peter charastabopouloulous

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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